How to Eat a Nectarine, in Four Easy Steps

Step 1: Listen to your wife when she says “He can do it, I mean he has all of his teeth”

Step 2: Present Nectarine to Child

Step 3: Enjoy

 

  

  

Step 4: Take Nectarine away before child tries to eat the pit, and cover your ears.

 

Congratulation you have just eaten your first Nectarine…